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Meeeeesh
Jan 17, 2019 5:00 PM EST

The parents were probably justified in their decision.

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Tweet that reads, "I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, 'Man, Budapest is going to love this.' They asked who Budapest was. I said, I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY,' and that's when they stopped calling me son"
via michaelllclark

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